Fandango’s Friday Flashback — April 17

Wouldn’t you like to expose your newer readers to some of you earlier posts that they might never have seen? Or remind your long term followers of posts that they might not remember? Each Friday I will publish a post I wrote on this exact date in a previous year.

How about you? Why don’t you reach back into your own archives and highlight a post that you wrote on this very date in a previous year? You can repost your Friday Flashback post on your blog and pingback to this post. Or you can just write a comment below with a link to the post you selected.

If you’ve been blogging for less than a year, go ahead and choose a post that you previously published on this day (the 17th) of any month within the past year and link to that post in a comment.

This was originally posted on April 17, 2010 on my old blog. I wrote about some news stories at the time that I found of interest. Oh my how times have changed over the past decade.

Just Your Normal, Everyday Stuff

D6C45C8C-3D82-40D4-90EB-80A59448AAB8Did you hear about the two-headed found at a reptile park in Australia? The lizard doesn’t just have two heads, it has a set of forelegs on either side of each head and is even able to eat with both mouths. Sadly for the lizard, it probably won’t live that long because the heads don’t get along. It seems that the larger of the two heads has a tendency to attack the smaller head.

So much for that old adage about two heads being better than one.

Gimme That Damn Cell Phone, Bitch

Then there’s the story of the 14-year old Providence, RI girl who stabbed her 30-year old mother in the chest over an argument about the girl’s cell phone. Apparently the teenager was angry that her mother took away her cell phone when her mother found out that she was taking “provocative” pictures of herself and sending these pictures to her friends’ cell phones, a practice known as “sexting.”

The two were arguing about the phone when the mother allegedly hit the girl with it, and in what some might consider to be a perfectly understandable and reasonable response given the gravity of the issue, the girl plunged a kitchen knife deep into her mother’s chest. When the police arrived they found the daughter chatting on the phone in the basement while her mother slumped, breathless and unable to speak, in the doorway of the apartment.

Don’t stories like this about the special bond that is shared between a mother and daughter make you feel warm and tingly all over?

Over My Dead Body

Speaking about special mother/daughter relationships, a German mother and daughter apparently placed their dearly departed husband/father in a wheel chair, put a large pair of sunglasses on his head, and attempted to board him on a flight from Liverpool to Berlin. The dead man’s wife claimed that he must have died as he was being wheeled into the airport, but authorities suspected that this real-life Weekend at Bernie’s-like stunt was staged in order for the family to avoid having to pay a $5,000 repatriation fee in order to hold the funeral in Germany.

Yet Another Virgin Mary Sighting

055015CC-6D45-4AA4-B4A7-F3CE01739CAEIt seems that Virgin Mary sightings have turned into normal, everyday events.  A Durham, NC woman claimed that the Virgin Mary appeared on her bedroom door. (I don’t see an image of the Virgin Mary on that door, do you?) Anyway, as word spread, hundreds flocked to her apartment to get a glimpse of the holy door. Now she’s trying to decide whether or not to turn her bedroom into a chapel. What a shocker that she hasn’t tried to sell the door on eBay!

Cow Pie Bingo

Bingo is a popular game and fund-raising event, particularly among church groups and the elderly. But it has recently started to gain popularity with the high school crowd, although with a bit of a twist.

The Pueblo (Colorado) South High school band decided to stage a bingo event to raise money, but instead of using traditional bingo cards and chips, they enlisted a cow, a goat, and a pig. The promoters plotted out 3,000 squares on a field. Participants could buy a square for $5 apiece and, believe it or not, nearly all of them were sold. If any of the farm animals took a dump on a square, the buyer of that square won Cow Pie Bingo. A cow dump was worth $1,000, a goat dump $500, and a pig dump $250.

I am curious why a cow pie is worth four times that of a pig turd? Is it four times larger? Four times smellier? Four times messier? Four times better to use as a Frisbee after it has dried? Come on you 4-H club members. What’s the answer?

Yup, just your normal, everyday stuff.

22 thoughts on “Fandango’s Friday Flashback — April 17

    • Fandango April 17, 2020 / 11:00 pm

      And thank you for participating again this week! 👍


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