In case you haven’t heard it, I’ve got some great news for those of us who are practicing social distancing and are self-isolating. It’s all about practicing safe sex in the age of a deadly pandemic.
New York City’s Department of Health recently issued an advisory recommending masturbation during the pandemic. “You are your safest sex partner. Masturbation will not spread COVID-19, especially if you wash your hands (and any sex toys) with soap and water for at least 20 seconds before and after.”
So break out those bottles of body lotion and lubricants, and all those sex toys you keep hidden in your night table. Do yourself a favor, relieve that pent up stress brought about by coronavirus and isolation. And enjoy yourselves. Literally!
But don’t forget to wash your hands, cucumbers, bananas, and sex toys for 20 seconds before and after.
By the way, word has it that Amazon is offering next day deliveries on long lasting batteries.