Three Line Tales — Dick Pix

DE005201-5895-4A62-AABA-ADE1612C8F17“I hate this whole shelter-in-place situation as much as you do, David,” Amanda said, looking at her boyfriend on her laptop screen while they were using Skype to video chat with each other. “I know that this is not ideal, and I really do miss your warm caresses, too. But please David, if you insist on not wearing any pants, please stop standing up.”


Written for Sonya’s Three Line Tales prompt. Photo credit: Elijah O’Donnell via Unsplash.

13 thoughts on “Three Line Tales — Dick Pix

  1. Marleen April 2, 2020 / 4:31 pm

    Yeah — DAVID.

    I don’t know if there are still sporting stores called Dick’s. But I once did an online search for their website because I wanted to order something or see what they had to offer if went into the nearby store (at the time). Guess what?! 😱😱😱 😱😱

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    • Fandango April 2, 2020 / 10:21 pm

      I once did a search for faucets for my kitchen sink using the search term “Delta Faucets.” Turns out are the time there was a porn actress who went by the name of “Delta Fawcett.” Oops.

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  2. newepicauthor April 2, 2020 / 5:25 pm

    Speaking about the grateful Dead this does not mean genitalia, as Dick Latvala was an American tape archivist for the Grateful Dead. Dick’s Picks is a series of 36 multi-CD sets of live Grateful Dead music from the Grateful Dead vault.

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    • Marleen April 2, 2020 / 6:38 pm

      Well, that’s an important distinction. As I was noting earlier, this evening, when there was so much talk about curves here and there after the press presentation, not everyone has the same curve or bent.

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    • Fandango April 2, 2020 / 10:23 pm

      Hmm. Just to avoid confusion (and a potential lawsuit), I changed my blog title from “Dick Picks” to Dick Pix.”

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  3. aguycalledbloke April 3, 2020 / 1:46 am

    Ha ha this was brilliant, it made me chuckle out loud so much so that Suze came in from next door and asked if l was having a choking fit 🙂

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