I Ain’t Dead Yet

I know I’ve been rather absent from WordPress lately, but one week from today is move day and I’ve still got a shitload to do before the movers show up at my door.

But my purpose for this post is not to whine about how much I need to do before next Tuesday. It’s more to announce that I beat the clock. The Death Clock, that is.9EE3944F-DF19-405C-9303-390EDF2E85D2For those of you who have been reading my blog for a while, you may remember this post from November 2017. I had heard about sites on the internet that would give you a personalized projected date of death. One site claimed I was already dead, another said that today was my expiration date. I’m not already dead and I’m pleased to say that, while today is not yet over, it looks like today is not a good day for me to die.

The third site I visited gave me until May 14, 2030. So yay, I ain’t dead yet and I’ve got another whole decade ahead of me! That assumes, of course, that I’m going to survive this move next week.

39 thoughts on “I Ain’t Dead Yet

    • Fandango January 28, 2020 / 11:19 pm

      I know, but this is one case where reaching the destination is a helluva lot better than the journey.

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  1. Christine Bolton January 28, 2020 / 5:59 pm

    There are websites like that?? Geez! Happy you’re still here 🙂👍 Good luck with the move.

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  2. oneletterup January 28, 2020 / 6:05 pm

    Now that’s just creepy – and I am reminded of that Monty Python movie…
    Best of luck finishing up the move. It can be a nightmare.

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  3. annieasksyou January 28, 2020 / 6:14 pm

    Why the hell would you undertake (near pun) such a research project?

    Glad you’re still with us, and that you’ll just keep moving!

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    • Fandango January 28, 2020 / 11:16 pm

      “Why the hell would you undertake (near pun) such a research project?”

      First, good “near” pun. Second, good question. I guess I was bored when I did it.

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    • annieasksyou January 29, 2020 / 3:10 am

      Second thought was also “punny” based on what you escaped and what you’re involved in…

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      • Sadje January 28, 2020 / 11:54 pm

        Yes, making some people happy and others apprehensive.

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  4. lifelessons January 28, 2020 / 6:56 pm

    What a horrible idea. What sick mind thought up this idea??? Congrats on beating their crazy odds.

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    • Fandango January 28, 2020 / 11:13 pm

      Who’s crazier, the person who thought it up, or me for being suckered into playing?

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      • lifelessons January 28, 2020 / 11:27 pm

        They are. It’s hard not to be curious, but it’s a bit like probing a sore tooth with your tongue. You gotta be sorry afterwards..Still you must!!

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  5. msjadeli January 28, 2020 / 7:57 pm

    January 28, 2020 isn’t over yet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  6. faithfullyyours2017 January 29, 2020 / 12:17 am

    hey dango only the good Lord knows when he is gonna take u up to heaven …:) or should i say hell or purgatory? So i guess ur visa is still not yet come… We wanna see more of you…in the days to come….so….

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  7. rugby843 January 29, 2020 / 8:25 am

    Good god, why are you looking up crap like this? You’d be better off doing Biff’s HeeHaw sessions!😄🤗

    Sent from my iPad

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  8. CARAMEL January 29, 2020 / 8:45 am

    lol – I hope they don’t charge for their predictions!

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  9. leigha66 January 29, 2020 / 9:33 am

    Congratulations of surviving the 28th! Now survive the move and it will be clear sailing for ten more years! I have heard of retirement clocks to countdown days, hours and minutes but never a death clock. I don’t think I would want to “know.”

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    • Fandango January 29, 2020 / 10:28 pm

      I don’t think these countdown to death clocks know either.

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