“Hey Sally, do you wanna take a ride in this cherry, 1977 Chevy Caprice Classic I just bought?” Matt yelled to his girlfriend as he pulled the car into her driveway.
“Have you gone completely daffy?” Sally asked. “Why in the world would you go out and buy a 43-year-old junker car?”
A disappointed expression darkened Matt’s face. “Are you kidding me?” he said. “This is a friggin’ Chevrolet Caprice Classic. Look at her, she’s in great shape. This is not just your average car, you know, Sally. The Caprice Classic was the most popular American car in the sixties through the mid seventies.”
Sally rolled her eyes and shook her head. “So how much did you pay for that old piece of shit?” she asked Matt.
“There you go again, Sally, off on some irrelevant tangent,” Matt said. “This car is a true classic. It’s priceless.”
Written for these daily prompts: Daily Addictions (ride), Your Daily Word Prompt (caprice), Word of the Day Challenge (complete), Ragtag Daily Prompt (daffy), The Daily Spur (average), and Fandango’s One-Word Challenge (tangent).