“I thought Dan said you were holding the ceremony at a naturist setting, so I assumed everyone would be in a state of nakedness.”
“Jimmy, you’re an idiot,” Dan said. “I said a natural setting, not a naturist setting! Now either you get your naked body the hell out of here on your own or I’m going to personally oust you. Do you understand me?”
“I’ll go, Dan,” Jimmy said, “but you and I are going to have a day of reckoning for our friendship one day very soon, buddy.”
Written for these daily prompts: The Daily Spur (wedding), Word of the Day (naked), Daily Addictions (state), Fandango’s One-Word Challenge (either), Your Daily Word Prompt (oust), and Ragtag Daily Prompt (reckoning).