Browser Bug

2be639c5-27fa-4de9-af9e-ec041c09607b-e1573942737695.jpegDan was surfing the web the other day and came across an almost imperceptible bug in the browser he was using. It really freaked him out, so he call the tech support hot line. When the rep answered, he said, “How are you doing, Mr. Jenkins?”

That shocked Dan out. “How do you know my name?” he asked.

“We at Shell Technologies pride ourselves on knowing our customers,” he said. “I see you live in our fair city and that you’re calling us from one of our smartphones.”

“Wait, what?” Dan said. “How could you know that?”

“It’s based upon your IP address,” the guy said. “Plus, we have an algorithm at Shell Technologies that has a very sophisticated prediction functionality, and based upon your past behaviors and purchases, we predicted that you are not only using our browser on one of our laptop, but you’re also using one of our smartphones. Plus, we have all of your product registrations in our database. I want to laud you for your excellent purchasing choices.”

“Listen, I’m calling you because I discovered a bug in your browser software,” Dan said. “I think it’s a serious vulnerability that might permit the capability for bad actors to install spyware.”

“Congratulations, Dan,” the guy said. “May I call you Dan?” Before Dan could answer, the guy continued. “You clearly have demonstrated some serious technology chops to have uncovered that. Since you live here in the city, I want to invite you to come to our campus so we can discuss what you’ve uncovered. We’ll send a car to pick you up. We have your address and will be there in five minutes. Bring your laptop.”

Dan didn’t know whether to be worried or excited. The limo arrived precisely five minutes later and Dan was driven to the Shell Technologies campus. When they arrived, the driver said, “Follow the path to the main building. Our representative will meet you in the lobby.”

Dan got out of the limo and headed down the path toward the main building. He met the tech rep he had spoken with on the phone. “Thank you, Dan,” the guy said, shaking Dan’s hand, “for discovering the bug in our browser. But let me assure you, Mr. Jenkins, that it’s not a bug, it’s a feature.”

Dan was never seen again.


Written for these daily prompts: Daily Addictions (surfing), Ragtag Daily Prompts (imperceptible), Word of the Day Challenge (prediction), Your Daily Word Prompt (laud), The Daily Spur (path), and Fandango’s One-Word Challenge (lobby). Image credit: OMKDrawing at DeviantArt.com.

13 thoughts on “Browser Bug

  1. newepicauthor November 16, 2019 / 4:32 pm

    I thought that WordPress fixed all my bugs, or most of them about a month ago, but today I had trouble making comments on certain sites. If this continues I will have to alert them.

    Liked by 1 person

    • Fandango November 16, 2019 / 11:18 pm

      There seems to be problems of one sort or another with WordPress at all times.

      Liked by 1 person

  2. Paula Light November 16, 2019 / 4:46 pm

    If you type WordPress with a small p in your comment box they will change it to a capital P.

    Liked by 1 person

  3. Taswegian1957 November 16, 2019 / 5:35 pm

    Dan might have been tech-savvy but I think he was a bit gullible. I’d be very suspicious of anyone who wanted to send a car for me.

    Liked by 1 person

  4. Sadje November 16, 2019 / 10:34 pm

    Something like google, Alexa and Siri rolled into one. Scary scenario.

    Liked by 1 person

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