Pardon My French

d7f601e1-e3cb-4b65-ad07-fc64ab06bbbb.jpeg“Pardon my French, but you’re totally full of shit,” David said to his roommate, Jason.

“Pardon your French?” Jason said. “What are you talking about? You don’t even speak French.”

“It’s an expression, you idiot,” David said. “It’s used to apologize in advance for uttering a swear word.”

“That doesn’t make any sense,” Jason said. “‘Shit’ is not a French word.”

“It’s actually an idiom that was borrowed from the English,” David explained. It’s a remnant from Napoleonic Wars early in the 1800s. There was great enmity between the French and the English, and the expression ‘pardon my French’ was considered insulting to the French, which infuriated them.”

“I still don’t get it,” Jason said. “I’m not French, so why are you asking me to pardon you?”

“Well, the phrase has gone through quite an odyssey through the years,” David said. “It’s less an insult today than it is a coy phrase used when someone who has used a swear word attempts to pass it off as French.”

“Coy?” Jason asked. “How so?”

“The coyness comes from the fact the both the speaker and listener — that’s me and you in this case — are well aware that the swear word is, indeed, English,” David said. “It’s a time-tested and light-hearted way of apologizing on-the-fly for having used a somewhat profane comment.”

Jason looked at his watch. “Shit, pardon my French, David, but it’s after seven and I’m running late. Gotta go, buddy. Thanks for the French lesson.”

This post came about as a result of a comment I made on this post from Garry Armstrong. I commented, “Well, pardon my French, but as they say, shit happens. But why do people say ‘pardon my French’ when using an alleged curse word?” And Garry responded, “Good question, Fandango.”

I also included these daily prompts: Fandango’s One-Word Challenge (borrow), Your Daily Word Prompt (remnant), Ragtag Daily Prompt (infuriate), Word of the Day Challenge (odyssey), The Daily Spur (tested), and Daily Addictions (seven).

7 thoughts on “Pardon My French

    • Fandango September 8, 2019 / 6:19 pm

      Ha! Not the brightest bulb in the lamp.


  1. Garry Armstrong September 8, 2019 / 4:41 pm

    Enmity. Another word with nice resonance. Let’s keep this going…

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Marleen September 10, 2019 / 1:57 pm

    Thank you, Fandango, for sharing that link to Garry’s post and conversation. It was very interesting, funny, informative, heartwarming, heartbreaking, and so on.

    Note: I’m generally disappointed when the effect of a Long Island iced tea (or two…) instantly vanishes.

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