The pizza delivery guy rode his bike to the address he was given. Upon arrival, he headed to the front door, rang the doorbell, and waited.
A minute passed before a stunning young woman wrapped in just a bath towel answered the door. She explained that she was in the bathtub, which is why it took so long to answer the door. She motioned for him to step inside, closed the door, and dropped her towel. Then she handed the stunned pizza delivery guy a release form for a new reality TV show on the porn channel, “Pizza Delivery Porn.”
(100 words)
Written for today’s 100 Word Wednesday prompt from Bikurgurl. Photo credit: Cyranny.
You do have some vivid dreams.
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Shh! 🤫 Don’t tell anyone!
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I’m SURE I’ve seen this movie!
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😱
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Only in America!
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…or Europe or Asia or Africa or….
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lol – maybe nowadays, but I am blaming America, especially Hollywood 🙂
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You’re such a weirdo, my kind of guy😄
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Who, me?
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If the foil hat fits…😄
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I love the release form as he walked in 🤣 I wonder if they kept that bit in the final cut? Thank you for joining us again this week!
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Mouahahhahaha, great take… And judging from where this picture was taken, odds are good that she was a natural blonde gal 😛
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Let me guess. Denmark?
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Good guess good Sir 😉
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Reality porn, now that would be fun to watch…I think…
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Hahaha..well..good for him! 😛
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They do say to tip the drivers nicely.
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Ha!
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Haha! Love it! Your just sooo funny! xoxo
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One of my sons had a job that was called an internship when he was in college. It involved, among other details, going door-to-door and knocking/ringing. One time, a man came to the door in only boxers and stood there creepily… asked this marketer to come in.
“Ah… No, thanks.”
He finally quit the job because the company wasn’t doing things legally, and you could get fined. They were supposed to get permits for each neighborhood.
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I think your son made a wise choice not going into the house…and quitting the job, too!
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It was pretty bizarre that the company wasn’t doing things legally. The position had been advertised at the school; a representative had even come personally before a class.
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Hahahahaha. The two most American things. Pizza and porn
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How did you know this happened to me eh? Planetrim.wordpress.com
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😱
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