Melanie’s Share Your World post asks some quick and, um, shall we say, dirty (?) questions. I hope my answers will do justice to her questions.
If you had to sum up the whole human species in 3 words, what would those words be?
Greedy, selfish, and irrational. Yes, I’m feeling very jaded these days when it comes to my opinion about the human species.
Where is the strangest place you’ve relieved yourself? Obviously in an emergency situation.
I was at a party at a friend of a friend’s house. I had had a lot of beers and had stuffed myself with the tacos and mini-enchiladas they had for eats. It was maybe around 10:00 or 10:30 and I started to get severe stomach cramps, so I ran to an upstairs bathroom, flung open the door, and was surprised to find a young woman sitting on the toilet. Well, I’d say she was equally as surprised to see me as I was to see her. I apologized to her and without a word of explanation, I pulled down my pants, squatted over the bathtub, and let her rip. It was quite an explosion.
What is the worst smelling place you’ve ever been?
The bathroom where I barged in and took a dump in the bathtub. I really felt bad for the young woman who had the bad luck (and bad timing) to be sitting on the toilet.
How drunk is drunk enough?
When your drunk enough to take a dump in a bathtub while a woman you’d never met before was sitting on the toilet witnessing the whole stinky mess.
If you’d like, please list five things that are priceless to you.
At the risk of sounding jaded (again), I believe that these days, just about everything and everyone has a price. Sorry, but it seems that nothing is “priceless” anymore, not even integrity.