Fandango’s Friday Flashback — August 16

Wouldn’t you like to expose your newer readers to some of you earlier posts that they might never have seen? Or remind your long term followers of posts that they might not remember?

Each Friday I will publish a post I wrote on this exact date in a previous year. I’ve had this blog for two years, so I have only 2017 and 2018 to draw from.

How about you? Why don’t you reach back into your own archives and highlight a post that you wrote on this very date in a previous year? You can repost your Friday Flashback post on your blog and pingback to this post. Or you can just write a comment below with a link to the post you selected.

If you’ve been blogging for less than a year, go ahead and choose a post that you previously published on this day (the 16th) of any month within the past year and link to that post in a comment.

It would be great if everyone who reads this post would scroll down to the comments and check out the posts that others provide links to.

This was originally posted on a now defunct blog of mine on August 16, 2010. Yes, that’s right. Nine years ago today!

Oh My Aching Back

26EA7AAF-7796-4E77-AEC8-6FA1199323AF.jpegYou would think I’d know better by now. After all, I’m old enough to understand, at least intellectually, that there are limits to what my long out-of-shape muscles can tolerate.

So it should come as no surprise to me that after pushing, pulling, and lifting the rather substantial, two-piece, Danish-modern entertainment center that was delivered yesterday in order to get it positioned “just right” in the living room of our new home, I can barely move without grimacing in pain radiating from the small of my back.

Yet I am surprised. Oh why didn’t I have those two beefy delivery guys place the entertainment center exactly where we wanted it when they were here yesterday? If I had, I might now be able to move around without pain.

Here’s where the mind plays tricks on you. I figured that I could be very careful and use my legs more than my back, and that I’d be able to manage to get the damn thing positioned perfectly without damaging my back.

Hell, in my mind, if I wanted to, I could jog for long distances, I could ride a bike up and down challenging hills, I could ski double black diamond slopes, and I could hike the most difficult trails.

Because in my mind, I am like Superman. I can do just about anything he can do, like leap tall buildings in a single bound. I can even use my x-ray vision to see people naked underneath their clothes, just like the TSA employees at airport checkpoints can.

But then cold, cruel reality sets in, and it’s matter over mind. I’m old and out of shape and I can’t do any of those things anymore. Not that I ever could leap tall buildings in a single bound or see naked bodies using x-ray vision.

Right now, as a result of this incongruity between what I can do in my mind versus what I can do in real life, I can’t even comfortably stand or sit, and walking is a delicate, step-by-step process.

I keep saying that I’m going to start getting into shape, start exercising, and building up and toning my muscles so that I won’t damage myself so easily. Yeah, I know. I’ve said this countless times before. It’s a whole lot easier to say that than to do that.

I should take a cue from my wife, who spends well over an hour each morning pushing herself on the treadmill, along with doing vigorous stretching and bending exercises. As if that’s not enough, she goes to a personal trainer a couple of times a week.

But me? I choose to spend my time sitting at my desk in front of my keyboard and computer screen, exercising my fingers (and occasionally my brain). I’m going to end up being a moderately intelligent, nimble-fingered invalid if I don’t hurry up and change my ways.

12 thoughts on “Fandango’s Friday Flashback — August 16

  1. Beutiflee August 16, 2019 / 4:24 am

    Honestly, I know we all say this when we reach a certain age, but I do believe its nonsense. Although, I don’t see the elderly leaping over tall buildings or with X-ray vision, but with hearing aids they can pick up a lot of conversations, lol! But self inflicted injuries can happen to anyone, at any age!

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  2. Keith's Ramblings August 16, 2019 / 4:49 am

    I like to kid myself I’m still capable of doing things I did as a youngster, but kidding myself is as close as I get! I can really relate to your tale!

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  3. Marleen August 16, 2019 / 10:06 am

    I have a Danish-modern entertainment center. Actually, it’s probably not termed a center as it isn’t one of those tall things. I wanted something very low because it sit at a half wall.

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