“Isn’t it beautiful here? So idyllic, so serene,” she said.
“Let’s go skinny dipping,” he said.
“What? No way,” she said.
“Oh come on, babe. It’s not like we haven’t seen each other naked,” he said.
“But what if someone sees us?” she asked.
“Look around, babe. We’re alone. We haven’t seen another living soul since we got here. Strip down and I’ll race you to the that grass-covered arch over there,” he said.
“Okay, fine,” she said.
They both stripped down and jumped in the water.
“The water is cold,” he said. Then he screamed, “Ouch!” and jumped out of the water.
“What happened?” she asked.
He pointed to a school of tiny fish. “Those damn little minnows were nibbling on the tip of my….”
Written for the Thursday Photo Prompt from Sue Vincent.
This, That, and the Other 
Being seen is not the only danger 😉
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Not in this case, anyway. 😱
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😀
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Better than leeches…Stand By Me movie
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🙂 Fandango, they should give you a trophy for that one!
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The minnows probably thought it was a tiny worm.
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Ha! I wonder if his girlfriend thought that, too! 😏
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ROFLOL!! Shades of “Naked and Afraid”. Loved it!!
Here’s my take on the photo prompt: https://dbmcnicol.com/writephoto-the-lookout/
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lol, yikes 😉
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Well that was unfortunate. 😮
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Lol! Love it! ❤
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