Who’s Your Daddy?

902a00ec-c7cf-471f-bd76-3bd7e123ed97-e1560825503509.jpeg“Who’s your daddy?” Bill said, smiling.

“Seriously?” Leah said. “I’m doing everything I can to stay calm. You’re such a misogynist, Bill. When are you going to realize that men and women are equal? We are not here for your pleasure. You’re no better than a horny rabbit, for crissake.”

“Didn’t you read your Bible, Leah? God created Eve to, um, service Adam,” Bill said. “Women were put here for man’s amusement.”

“Oh my God, you are the most insincere man I have ever encountered,” Leah exclaimed. “If you’re lucky, a stiff breeze will come along and flow between your ears and clear that perverted mist from your brain.”

“You are such a militant feminist, Leah,” Bill said. “Let me give you some free advice. There’s no scientific evidence to support your feminist notion that women and men are physical or emotional equals.”

“Thanks for the gratis advice, which is worth the price I paid,” Leah said. “But since it appears that you’re going to sustain this male chauvinistic attitude, I’m outta here.”

Since I took the day off from blogging yesterday, I combined yesterday’s prompts and today’s. Word of the Day Challenge (daddy & equal), The Daily Spur (calm & support), Ragtag Daily Prompt (rabbit & breeze), Your Daily Word Prompt (insincere & sustain), and Fandango’s One-Word Challenge (gratis & mist).

7 thoughts on “Who’s Your Daddy?

  1. Sadje June 17, 2019 / 7:51 pm

    Good one! Men and women are definitely not equal. Women are much superior! 😃

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