“I’m pretty sure I remember seeing advertising indicating a fairly liberal returns and exchanges policy,” he said.
“Well, for your sake, I hope so,” she said. “Far be it from me to instigate a quarrel, but, sweetheart, there is a huge difference between the Preparation H hemorrhoidal suppositories that you came home with and the Plan B morning after tablets that I told you to pick up.”
“Well, you can understand my confusion, right?” he said. “Plan B and Preparation H both have letters in their names.”
She just shook her head.
Written for these daily prompts: Fandango’s One-Word Challenge (hustle), Weekly Prompts (drug stores), Ragtag Daily Prompt (exchange), Word of the Day Challenge (surprise), The Daily Spur (advertising), and Your Daily Word Prompt (instigate).