This, That, and the Other

“Wow, Elaine, that meal was sumptuous,” Eric said. “I have to tell you that you fixing me a meal like that is not very common.”

“That’s what I call a backhanded compliment if I ever heard one,” Elaine responded, looking hurt. “Are you testing the bounds of our friendship by saying that?”

Feigning upset, Eric said, “I would never do that, Elaine. Let me be as lucid as I can be. I’m crazy about you and I value your prowess in the kitchen almost as much as I do the way you dominate me in the bedroom.”

“Well that’s good, but you need to be taught a lesson,” Elaine said, a wicked smile on her face. “Go to the bedroom, take off your clothes, and get in bed. I’ll meet you there after I change into my black leather corset and get my riding crop.”

“Giddy-up, Mistress Elaine,” Eric said.

Written for these daily prompts: Ragtag Daily Prompt (sumptuous), Fandango’s One-Word Challenge (common), The Daily Spur (friendship), Your Daily Word Prompt (lucid), and Word of the Day Challenge (dominate).