Melanie has a special edition of her weekly Share Your World prompt for April Fool’s Day. Are you ready?
Why is it called “beauty sleep” when one wakes up looking like a troll?
Because if they called it “ugly and with awful breath when you wake up sleep,” we’d all be sleep deprived.
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
They want to make sure that the deceased convict doesn’t get sick on the way to hell.
Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can’t go that fast on any road?
Wishful thinking. The same reason most men claim to need a longer ruler.
Did they purposely make dyslexia hard to spell?
(Rather naughty): If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
If they are pop tests, they are “popsicles.”
Odd but a bit philosophical or personal:
What are some things that are okay to do occasionally but definitely not okay to do every day?
What is the most embarrassing thing you have ever worn?
A speedo at the Dead Sea.
In your opinion, what’s the best type of cheese?
What are some fun ways to answer everyday questions like “how’s it going” or “what do you do”?
“What, are you writing a book?”
Have you ever sent a text message to the wrong person? Details please.
Yes. I was telling someone when and where to meet me for lunch. The person who received it responded, “Great. Are you buying? And, by the way, who are you?”
If you could make a rule for a day, and everyone had to follow it, what would it be?
Arrest Donald Trump, Mike Pence, and Mitch McConnell and throw away the keys.
You are about to get in a fight, what song comes on your mind soundtrack?
“We Gotta Get Out of This Place” by the Animals.