Another No/So Way

1754BC90-928E-49BF-98B1-364AF3857972Rory is bringing us the “last of the season” No Way/So Way Challenge.

So let’s get right to it:

Eaten food off of someone’s naked body.

If whipped cream and chocolate syrup count as food, then so way.

Fooled around in the stockroom while on the job.

Not in the stockroom, but so way in my office.

Peed in someone else’s wardrobe.

What? No way!

Spied on my neighbors.

No way. Have you seen my neighbors? Eww.

Been seasick.

Oh so way.

Sprayed graffiti on something.

Oh no way.

Gotten bitten, scratched, scraped, or developed a rash after having sex/during sex in the great outdoors.

A picture is worth a thousand words.1668059F-8F69-4281-A224-0D63AAEEDC55

Had a hangover that was so chronically bad that you wanted to curl up and disappear from the planet.

Oh so way.

Fooled around or played hanky panky on the beach.

Oh so way.

Locked keys in the car.

Oh so way.

Played strip poker.

Oh so way.

Hidden cigarettes, cigars, or weed, so my parents wouldn’t know I was smoking.

Oh so way.

Fooling around in a car and accidently honked the horn.

Not honked the horn, but accidentally shifted the car out of gear so it started rolling down a hill and ended up in a ditch.

Eaten really odd, strange, weird, or zany crazy foods.

Oh so way. I pretty much will try eating anything at least once.

Played spin the bottle.

Not in many decades but oh so way back in the day.

Dyed my hair and it went horribly and disastrously wrong.

Oh so way. In high school I experimented with hydrogen peroxide to turn my brown hair blonde. But it ended up turning it bright orange.

Ridden on a strange animal, cow, buffalo, camel, elephant, rocking horse.

If a mechanical bull counts, then oh so way.

Grabbed an electric fence by mistake.

Oh no way.

Had nude photos taken.

Oh so way.

Been electrocuted by wiring.

I’ve gotten a slight electrical shock, but electrocuted? No way.

Had food poisoning.

Oh so way

Attended a swingers party or other such like ‘erotic’ exotic venue.

I wish…but no way.

Kicked out of a library for being too loud.

I’ve been shushed at a library, but never kicked out. But I have been removed from a church for being too loud.

10 thoughts on “Another No/So Way

  1. aguycalledbloke March 22, 2019 / 5:29 pm

    Ha ha Brilliant my friend, we should call you Naughty Fandango l feel, now that the Nude Skiing has slipped off the slopes we need something to fill the empty void of Fandango Controversy 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

    • Fandango March 22, 2019 / 10:57 pm

      I take it the book you were reading wasn’t the Bible.

      Like

      • sandmanjazz March 22, 2019 / 10:58 pm

        No, I would like to say it was the Torah but it wasn’t. I think it was invasion of the Cat People

        Liked by 1 person

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.