“You are one royal pain in my ass,” Sam said to his wife.
“Listen,” Tina said, “your cholesterol levels are creeping up since your last physical exam and your doctor told you that you need to start eating healthier and getting more exercise.”
“Exercise?” Sam said, getting a playful look on his face. “You know what my favorite exercise is, don’t you babe?”
“Give it a rest, you old fart,” Tina laughed. “You ain’t the stud you think you are.”
“Oh come on, babe,” Sam said. “I know how much you like a little afternoon delight every now and then. Besides, I’ve been symptom-free since the bypass surgery.
“Fine,” Tina said, “but I’m on top. I don’t want you to have another heart attack and pin me underneath that overweight body of yours again like you did last time.”
Written for these daily prompts: Your Daily Word Prompt (royal), Ragtag Daily Prompt (exercise), Word of the Day Challenge (rest), and Fandango’s One-Word Challenge (symptom).