“Do you know what’s happening this week?” Sol asked his wife.
Donna looked over at her husband. “Saint Patrick’s Day?”
“Well, yes, tomorrow is Saint Patrick’s Day,” Sol said. “But that’s not what I’m talking about.”
“What are you talking about, then?”
“Wednesday is the Vernal Equinox,” Sol said. “You know what that means, right?”
“Yes, it’s one of the two times each year that we have sex,” Donna said. “Once at the Vernon Equinox and once at the Autumnal Equinox. Woo hoo!”
(Exactly 83 words)
Written for Sammi Cox’s Weekend Writing Prompt. The idea is to take a word Sammi has selected, in this case, “Equinox,” and to write a post using exactly the number of words she suggests, in this case, 83.