#TMAT120 — Going Commando

I was an usher at an out-of-town wedding and had to get fitted for a tuxedo. All of the men in the wedding party went to the tailor together. We were in a large fitting room when the tailor instructed us to remove our trousers.

Back then I was a hippie who went commando (i.e., I didn’t wear underpants). I dropped trou and there I was with four other guys in the fitting room and I was the only one fully “exposed.”

The tailor knelt down in front of me, my junk in front of his face at eye-level. Unfazed, he looked up at me with a blank expression, and politely asked, “Will you be wearing underpants at the wedding?”

(Exactly 120 words)


9B646C9D-1F1C-4DD6-A2BB-E2848E7E71C6This post was written for this months Tell Me a Tale in (Exactly) 120 Words (#TMAT120) prompt. The challenge is to write about “a funny event in your life.”

Note: this is a highly edited, cut down version of a much longer, 487 word post I wrote in July 2017. If you’re interested in reading the original, click HERE.

9 thoughts on “#TMAT120 — Going Commando

  1. WTG March 8, 2019 / 11:03 am

    I’m sure that tailor has seen it all. Quite literally 🙂

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  2. rugby843 March 8, 2019 / 11:44 am

    I’ll bet this is a true story, you rascal.

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    • Fandango March 8, 2019 / 2:19 pm

      I guess he could see for himself. 😱

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  3. floridaborne March 8, 2019 / 3:24 pm

    Oh, geez! I laughed out loud!

    Good one! And in only 120 words. Bravo 🙂

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