My Darling Harry,
I had just gotten home from the doctor’s office yesterday when your package arrived. What an incredible variety of seashells you sent. They’re really beautiful and it made me feel humble that you would take the time to gather and send them to me. I so appreciate the thought.
I took a walk along the canal after my yoga class this afternoon and I stopped into that little curio shop you love. I saw this display case that would be perfect for showing off the seashells. I admit, sweetheart, that it was a bit of an overindulgence, but I think it was well worth the money I paid and I’m sure you’ll love it as much as I do.
All my love,
Thank you for your very letter, but I never sent you a package of seashells. We broke up over a year ago and I’m now engaged to a wonderful woman, so I wish you’d give up this fantasy of yours and get on with the rest of your life. And please stop sending me letters or I’m going to have to go to the police and get a restraining order. I’m serious, Amanda.
Written for the Three Things Challenge (now from Paula at Light Motifs II), where the words are “letter,” “seashells,” and “yoga.” Also for these daily prompts: Fandango’s One-Word Challenge (variety), Word of the Day Challenge (humble), Ragtag Daily Prompt (canal), and Your Daily Word Prompt (indulgence).