Another No Way/So Way challenge from Rory, aka, A Guy Called Bloke. So, here goes:
Been so drunk, just couldn’t walk
Oh so way. On such occasions, which go back many years, as I’m now mostly a teetotaler, I would just lay down with my arms wrapped around the porcelain goddess for the night.
Had a near death experience
Oh no way.
Talked to yourself in public
Oh so way. Who doesn’t?
Lied about age in order to fit in to the crowd
Oh so way. Well, not so much to fit in with a crowd as much as using a fake ID to get into a drinking establishment when I was underage.
Gatecrashed a party
Oh so way. Who hasn’t?
Sniffed your underwear to see if it’s clean or dirty
Eww. Oh so no way.
Not paid a restaurant bill … deliberately
I’m ashamed to admit it but oh so way. Back in high school my buddy and I would go to a Hot Shoppes restaurant and we’d each order a Mighty Mo sandwich (a Big Mac precursor), French fries with gravy, and a Coke. When we were done, we’d go to the restroom, which was on the lower level, and then, after doing our business, walk back upstairs and exit the restaurant. And before you ask, yes, this was the same guy I was with when I got nabbed for attempting to steal a live chameleon.
Woken up in a strange place, oblivious as to how you got there
Back in the day, oh so way.
Worn clothing inside out
Oh no way. Not intentionally, anyway.
Broken a mirror
Oh so way, but again, not intentionally.
Believed in a conspiracy theory
Define “conspiracy theory.” If believing that the Russians interfered with the 2016 presidential elections in the U.S. and also with the Brexit vote in the U.K., and if believing that Donald Trump is a willing pawn of Vladimir Putin and Russia are considered to be “conspiracy theories” — and I don’t believe they are — then oh so way.
Been involved in a riot
Oh so way. I was involved in a protest against…well, guess who…and things got a little out of hand.
Oh so way, but I didn’t throw the first punch. Come to think of it, I don’t think I threw the last punch either. Just a bunch of punches in between. But you know, boys will be boys, amiright?