Who Me?

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Rory is at it again. He makes a bunch of statements and we’re supposed to respond with either “On No Way” or “Oh So Way,” depending upon whether or not we did do or didn’t ever do whatever he stated.

So let’s do this.

Smoked a joint

Who me? Oh so way.337c1af8-2613-49a6-9302-7184963967a9

Gone commando [underwear free]

As I explained here, oh so way.

Attended a naughty film at the cinema

Who me? Oh so way.c79c861f-6220-418a-88de-67e0b7722d42

Skipped school when younger/now

Seriously? Who didn’t? Oh so way.

Made a prank call

Me calling the drugstore on the phone: “Do you have Sir Walter Raleigh in a can?”
Drugstore employee: “Yes.”
Me: “You better let him out.”

Kissed the corner of a pillow

What am I missing? Is there some sort of sexual innuendo that I’m not getting? Obviously no way.

Been Drunk with your parents

My parents didn’t drink, so no, not with my parents. Now ask me if I’ve ever been drunk in front of my parents. Never mind. Don’t ask.

Sexted

Does sending a sexy instant message on AOL back in the day count? If so, way. If not, no way.e4347e9f-4782-49a8-a9f3-49060696daec

Relationship with a work colleague

Duh. Oh so way! 😱

Been robbed, burgled, hustled, or scammed

Yes, yes, yes, and yes.

Placed a bet – as in gambling

Of course.

Gotten lost going around a corner

Um, getting lost going around a corner, no. Forgetting why I was going around a corner, yes.

Stuck my chewing gum anywhere except the bin

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11 thoughts on “Who Me?

  1. Marilyn Armstrong January 24, 2019 / 6:37 pm

    Smoked a joint – If it didn’t make me cough until it felt like my lungs were going to fall out with my heart attached, I still would. As it is, you know any good recipes for pot-butter?

    Gone commando [underwear free] – As often as possible

    Attended a naughty film at the cinema – A couple of times, back when they had plots to go with the sex.

    Skipped school when younger/now – Frequently AND I never got caught. I did a great copy of my mother’s signature.

    Made a prank call – Nope. Threatening calls? I had exes.

    Kissed the corner of a pillow – Only if I missed the lips in the middle.

    Been Drunk with your parents – My mother drank, my father didn’t — and I don’t drink. So I guess that’s a no. But mother really liked Canadian whiskey and kept her own stash along with the chocolate.

    Sexted – I’m too old and I probably wouldn’t do it anyway.

    Relationship with a work colleague – You mean like — friends? How else do you make friends? In the grocery aisles?

    Been robbed, burgled, hussled or scammed – Yes, yes, yes, and yes.

    Placed a bet – as in gambling – Not for money. I don’t bet money because we are too poor to lose.

    Gotten lost going around a corner – Always. I am permanently lost.

    Stuck my chewing gum anywhere except the bin – In school. Under the desk.

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  2. Marleen January 24, 2019 / 6:49 pm

    I was at the counter/register when a second thief came into the store where I worked back in the early eighties. Someone had robbed the store a couple months before when the manager was at the counter. She felt guilty all that time about handing over the money. I then did the same thing. The owner said it was the right thing to do. My husband subsequently installed a security system. No more problems.

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  3. Excessive & Composed January 24, 2019 / 6:54 pm

    Haha great answers, I don’t know what “kissing the corner of a pillow” is supposed to mean. Time to Google.

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    • Fandango January 24, 2019 / 8:48 pm

      Thank you. And you’re welcome.

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  4. Laura January 25, 2019 / 12:11 am

    Fun answers. A great laugh to find when I’ve woken up far (!!) too early. 😉

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  5. Melanie B Cee January 25, 2019 / 10:11 am

    Heh heh heh…. oh my. So much more to you than a nekkid skier isn’t there? 😉

    Liked by 1 person

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