Rory is at it again. He makes a bunch of statements and we’re supposed to respond with either “On No Way” or “Oh So Way,” depending upon whether or not we did do or didn’t ever do whatever he stated.
So let’s do this.
Smoked a joint
Who me? Oh so way.
Gone commando [underwear free]
As I explained here, oh so way.
Attended a naughty film at the cinema
Who me? Oh so way.
Skipped school when younger/now
Seriously? Who didn’t? Oh so way.
Made a prank call
Me calling the drugstore on the phone: “Do you have Sir Walter Raleigh in a can?”
Drugstore employee: “Yes.”
Me: “You better let him out.”
Kissed the corner of a pillow
What am I missing? Is there some sort of sexual innuendo that I’m not getting? Obviously no way.
Been Drunk with your parents
My parents didn’t drink, so no, not with my parents. Now ask me if I’ve ever been drunk in front of my parents. Never mind. Don’t ask.
Sexted
Does sending a sexy instant message on AOL back in the day count? If so, way. If not, no way.
Relationship with a work colleague
Duh. Oh so way! 😱
Been robbed, burgled, hustled, or scammed
Yes, yes, yes, and yes.
Placed a bet – as in gambling
Of course.
Gotten lost going around a corner
Um, getting lost going around a corner, no. Forgetting why I was going around a corner, yes.
Stuck my chewing gum anywhere except the bin
Who me?