JusJoJan — God Help Us

a613e45f-3e53-4cf6-a1a5-715126a6ec70“You know that he’s the master of the message and I think that the Democrats would be better off being his partner rather than his adversary,” Mike said.

Carl looked at Mike and said, “with all of the evidence mounting against him, I don’t understand how you and more than 40% of the country can support that idiot. It’s a riddle that, to me, is unsolvable.”

“What I don’t understand,” Mike said, “is how you liberal snowflakes can embrace the American underdogs who live in poverty because they’re lazy. Not to mention the illegal migrants, criminals, and terrorists who are streaming across our porous southern border while you spare no clemency for our commander-in-chief. He’s a gift from God to our country.”

“He more likely came to power because he made a deal with the devil,” Carl said. “The border crisis is something that he invented in order to stir up his base. It doesn’t exist in reality. It’s a figment of his twisted imagination and it has apparently infected your ability to think straight and to reason.”

“Well, you’re just going to have to learn to deal with having Trump as president for six more years because there is no Democrat who can defeat him in 2020,” Mike said.

Looking up toward the sky, Carl held up his hands and pleaded, “God help us.”

Written for today’s Just Jot It January prompt from Linda G. Hill (master), Ragtag Daily Prompt (partner), Word of the Day Challenge (Riddle), Fandango’s One-Word Challenge (underdog), Your Daily Word Prompt (clemency), Daily Addictions (invent), and Nova’s Daily Random Word (sky).

(Note: somehow, after I wrote this, the Ragtag Daily Prompt for today changed from “partner” to “homecoming.” Oh well, I’m not rewriting this post.)

16 thoughts on “JusJoJan — God Help Us

  1. Nova January 6, 2019 / 10:49 am

    Indeed, Lord Help Us🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

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  2. Suze January 6, 2019 / 10:59 am

    if there is a God, wouldn’t it be a great time for him to deal with that abomination in the WH?

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    • Fandango January 6, 2019 / 11:18 am

      The fact that there is an abomination in the White House is yet another reason why I don’t believe there is a God. So much for “In God We Trust.”


  3. The Haunted Wordsmith January 6, 2019 / 11:09 am

    Some local dipshit published an article in our paper listing all the reasons why Trump is the savior “we” have been waiting for. I’m listing that as reason 1001 why this town sucks eggs. My neighbor truly believes that there is a hoard of people trying to kill us from the South. Keep in mind though this neighbor has one son in and out of jail on a monthly basis, another shacking up with his 15 y/o girl friend and an animal killing youngest (whose behavior is blamed on autism)….and the kicker to him is…are you ready for it…he is a licensed school counselor for students with disabilities for the local school district.

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    • Fandango January 6, 2019 / 11:22 am

      Yikes. I think I’d get out of that town as soon as humanly possible.

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      • The Haunted Wordsmith January 6, 2019 / 12:15 pm

        I’m trying, but that takes money first.

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  4. Marleen January 6, 2019 / 11:53 am

    Again, literally sick to my stomach.

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  5. pvcann January 6, 2019 / 8:40 pm

    On a different tack, I’m thinking Tricky and Dubya are looking so much better by comparison 🙂

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  6. Marleen January 6, 2019 / 11:42 pm

    Christian Bale, tonight (Golden Globes), thanked Satan for inspiring his portrayal of Dick Cheney.

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  7. landmers January 7, 2019 / 12:25 pm

    Whenever someone says “God sent us Trump” I think of that Slayer song with the chorus, “God hates us all!!!”

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