I’m a pretty boy.
Squawk, squawk.
Polly wants a cracker.
Squawk, squawk.
Hello, hello.
Squawk, squawk.
Polly wants a cracker.
You’re a babe.
Squawk, squawk.
Hello, hello.
You’re a babe.
I’m a pretty boy.
Polly wants a cracker, dammit.
Not a goddam walnut.
Are you fucking stupid or something?
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Written for Kat Myrman’s Twittering Tales prompt. Photo credit: Free-Photos at Pixabay.com. (It looks to me like Polly is cracking open a walnut, but it may actually just be a couple of crackers, in which case Polly apologizes for his tantrum and says “Never mind. Squawk, squawk.”)
Squawk squawk! Good one! HNY
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HNU to you, too, Sadje.
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Oops. I meant HNY. Sheesh, 2019 is off to an auspicious start with typos like that. 😳
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Haha! I wondered if that was coming! You didn’t disappoint Fandango! My small parrot laughs like me…it’s annoying…hmmm.
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Reminds me of my great grandmother’s myna bird that would talk a lot. I don’t recall him ever swearing though. LOL
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