Rory’s 12/28 Christmas Challenge

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What does Cinderella’s Fairy Godmother turn into a coach?

A 1961 Corvair Monza.

The German Christmas song Tannenbaum is translated into English as what?

“O Tennenbaum” is a song about a Jewish tailor by the name of Moise Tennenbaum who Santa Claus called when he ripped his red Santa suit one Christmas Eve. Since Tennenbaum was Jewish, he was the only tailor working at the North Pole that evening, so when Santa asked one of his elves who could repair his suit, the elf said, “Oh, Tennenbaum.” True story.

What is the name of the ocean current that appears every 5 to 8 years around Christmas off of the Pacific coast of South America?

It’s called Bali Hai and it was named after a song by that name from the Rogers & Hammerstein Broadway musical, “South Pacific.”

Which nickname for Hollywood sounds Christmassy?

Tinseltown.

According to the Bible, how did Mary get to Bethlehem ?

A pumpkin that Mary’s Fairy Godfather magically transformed into a beautiful coach.

British Children hang stockings up for Santa, what do Dutch children put out?

Wooden shoes.

If you were celebrating Uphellia after Christmas, where would you be?

I’m sorry, but this is a G-rated post and we don’t discuss performing uphellia on these pages. Shame on you for asking. That said, the answer is the bedroom.

If you were born on Christmas day, what would be your Zodiac sign?

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In the film ‘Die Hard 2’, which airport did the terrorist take over on Christmas Eve?

Dulles International.

Who stole Christmas from the town of Hooville?

A renegade Hooville vacuum cleaner.

In North America, which organization is always the first to spot that Santa is underway?

The National Rifle Association.

The dragon-slayer, St. George, was born in Cappodocia. In which modern day country is Cappodocia?

Portlandia.

What kind of net, found on many a Christmas tree in the Ukraine, is supposed to bring good luck?

A Netflix gift subscription.

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8 thoughts on “Rory’s 12/28 Christmas Challenge

  1. aguycalledbloke December 28, 2018 / 3:24 am

    Ha ha Brilliant Fangdango, sheer brilliant like those nylons you wore that Xrated Christmas party that l said l would never discuss again, but shhh panic now l will not bring it up again 🙂

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