Florence paused at the door, “What the hell did you just say?” she said as they stepped outside.
“Surprise!” Anita said.
“Are you shitting me?” Florence said, her voice belligerent. “What is wrong with you, Anita?”
“What do you mean?” a shocked Anita asked. “It’s your birthday and this gift is my surprise for you.”
“First of all, Anita, you know I don’t like surprises,” Florence said. “Second, a motor scooter? What make you think I know how to ride one of those things?”
“You know how to ride a bicycle, right? It’s just like riding a bicycle, but without having to pedal to get moving,” Anita said, disappointed that her surprise gift for her best friend’s birthday was not well received.
“You spent way too much money,” Florence said, beginning to calm down.
“Actually, I got it at an estate sale,” Anita explained. “It’s used, but barely and gently, according to the guy who ran the sale. So it wasn’t that expensive.”
“Well,” Florence said, “I’m sorry that I reacted the way I did. It’s just that this really is a surprise. You know, Anita, I love you and I want us to build a life together. But you need to understand something, okay?”
“What’s that, Florence?” Anita asked.
“I fucking hate surprises.”
“Okay,” Anita said. “You’re the driver in this relationship.”
Written for Mindlovesmisery’s Menagerie First Line Friday, for Rachel Poli’s Time to Write Sentence Starter prompt (“surprise”), and for these one-word prompts: Word of the Day Challenge (belligerent), Your Daily Word Prompt (gift), for Fandango’s One-Word Challenge (driver), Scotts Daily Prompt (estate), and Ragtag Daily Prompt (build)