Rory’s Weird Questions; Fandango’s Even Weirder Answers

Rory, aka, A Guy Called Bloke, received two more nominations for the Sunshine Blogger Award and he gave my blog a shoutout as one of his “pay it forward” nominees. Thank you, Rory.

But Rory was also kind enough to give us each a “Nominee Exemption Card,” which means we can answer the questions he posed without having to nominate others. That said, anyone else who does want to answer Rory’s interesting questions should feel free to copy and paste the questions, but not my answers, which are protected by the plagiarism laws of the United States. Violators will be prosecuted to the fullest extent allowed!

What’s the most fun you have ever had without being under the influence of something or someone?

Downhill snow skiing at Taos in New Mexico.CA0619C1-7506-4614-B5CC-A07677E78823

What’s the most fun you have ever had without the obvious, naked?

Without being naked? Um, downhill snow skiing at Taos in New Mexico?D3F170F5-754C-4868-BA20-806F48118E47

What’s the most fun you have ever had while under the influence of something or someone?

Playing Hearts while under the influence of pot-infused gummy bears.70DFC77F-1624-41A6-A0AE-0CFDD603D4CC

What’s the stupidist question l have ever asked of you?

“What’s the stupidest question I have ever asked of you?”

What’s the question you want to answer but no one yet, even me, has not yet asked you?

“… but no one yet, even me, has not yet asked you?” I think that’s a double negative question with two “yets” contained in it. So my answer is that I have not yet not been asked a question that I have not yet been asked. I think.

What’s your suggestion for the Christmas Challenge?

How to get through Christmas without starting out the new year in serious debt. That’s my biggest Christmas challenge.

What is the craziest blog you have ever read, and l don’t mean mine?

Most of the blogs I have read have, at one point or another, bordered on kind of crazy. That’s why I read them.FF000659-2739-46A6-84A4-01B1EAC5F80F

What is the theory of what is?

It is what it is, isn’t it?

What is the color red when mixed with Tripping the Light Fantastic?

Usually it’s a traffic ticket for running a red light while tripping on bad acid.

What is the answer to the Dodo, like seriously why?

Do wah diddy diddy dum.

And finally, what is the answer to this riddle?

Hey diddle diddle the cat and the fiddle.0E55074F-7E7B-46C2-8385-BC879C031027

22 thoughts on “Rory’s Weird Questions; Fandango’s Even Weirder Answers

  1. crushedcaramel November 5, 2018 / 4:50 pm

    I am so very glad you took at a stab at these….I think it is going to take me all week to work on a post…
    Ay karumba…I think I am going to have a glass of wine or something before I even attempt to answer these questions!

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  2. msjadeli November 5, 2018 / 6:01 pm

    The questions and your responses gave me the best laugh in quite awhile.

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  3. 3C Style November 5, 2018 / 10:45 pm

    Great answers to equally great questions. I have a big smile on my face. Thanks.

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  4. aguycalledbloke November 6, 2018 / 1:52 am

    Brilliantly answered and never disappointed – many thanks – this is ok to reblog?

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    • Fandango November 6, 2018 / 7:08 am

      Sure. Feel free to reblog. And thanks. I’m glad you enjoyed my answers as much as I did your questions.

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      • aguycalledbloke November 6, 2018 / 7:29 am

        Many thanks 🙂

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  5. newepicauthor November 6, 2018 / 5:49 am

    The color red when mixed with Tripping the Light Fantastic should be skipped the light fandango.

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  6. Melanie B Cee November 24, 2018 / 2:27 pm

    HO! The NUDE SKIER! Now I ‘get’ it. And sir, you’ve been branded as the Nude Skier for posterity by some of your blogging community folk. Pot infused gummy bears? Where were those when hubby was alive? I’d never have been able to eat any, he’d have scarfed them before the bag was properly opened. Not that I’d be interested in gummy bears that had anything to do with pot. Just say no.

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    • Fandango November 24, 2018 / 3:18 pm

      So I think this whole “nude skier” thing is a misunderstanding. Rory asked: “What’s the most fun you have ever had without the obvious, naked?” I interpreted his question to be about the most fun I’ve had WITHOUT being naked, so here’s how I answered: “Without being naked? Um, downhill snow skiing at Taos in New Mexico?” So you see, I’ve never skied in the nude, contrary to my apparent reputation in the blogging community. Besides, if I were skiing in the nude in freezing weather, there wouldn’t be much to see due to cold weather shrinkage, you know.

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