“Did you just fart?” Angela asked her boyfriend.
Chuck laughed. “Yeah,” he said. “Take a whiff.”
“Don’t be so dense,” Chuck said. “Everyone farts and it’s much healthier to let it out than to try to hold it in. It’s a natural bodily function.”
“Stop being so uptight,” Chuck said. “Go ahead, Angie, let one rip. You’ll feel better.”
Angela looked at Chuck and said, “Fine.” And then she leaned a little to her left, slightly lifted one butt cheek off the couch cushion, and did, indeed, let one rip.
Chuck took a deep breath, grimaced, and said, “You were right, Angie. Please don’t ever do that again in my presence.”
Written for the following one-word prompts: Fandango’s One-Word Challenge (whiff), Scotts Daily Prompt (trait), Ragtag Daily Prompt (object), Daily Addictions (dense), Your Daily Word Prompt (bizarre), and Word of the Day Challenge (magnetic).