SoCS — All About Farting

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businessman fartingSo for this week’s Stream of Consciousness Saturday prompt, Linda G. Hill challenged us to write a post about a bodily function. Actually, she said we could “decide on one or write about a whole bunch of bodily functions.”

My favorite bodily function is the fart. Because farts are funny. Back on July 1, 2017, I wrote a whole post about farts. Its focus was farting on airplanes and the bottom line (no pun intended) was that you should just go ahead and let it rip.

Farting is a natural part of the human digestive process. When you eat, you don’t just swallow food, you also swallow air, which contains nitrogen and oxygen. These tiny air bubbles make their way through our bodies and mix with hydrogen, carbon dioxide, and methane along the way. The only way they can escape the body is by releasing them out of our butts and into the air we breathe.

We each fart, on average, five to ten times a day. And, contrary to popular belief, women fart just as much as men. Most people try to avoid farting in public even though farting is a sign that we are healthy.

Did you ever notice, though, that your own farts seem to smell better than (or at least not as bad as) those of other people? Seriously, the next time you let one rip, take a whiff. We tend to like the smell of our own farts more than those of others.

One reason we favor the smell of our own farts is because we prefer that which is familiar to us. Another reason is because smelling something as odorous as another person’s fart triggers a natural fight or flight response. We want to protect ourselves from something that could potentially be poisonous or bacteria-ridden.

A third reason your own farts are sweeter than other people’s farts is because you know when you’re about to fart and your brain can prepare itself to process the fact that a nasty smell is afoot, so to speak. That’s why the dreaded “silent but deadly” farts often smells the worst. Without the warning sound coming from the butt of another person, your brain doesn’t have time to prepare itself for the foul smell.

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25 thoughts on “SoCS — All About Farting”

  1. pensitivity101 August 11, 2018 / 4:12 am

    Don’t know if you’ve seen it, but after the end credits in A Knight’s Tale there is the most classic farting contest. Hysterical.

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    • Fandango August 11, 2018 / 7:48 am

      I don’t recall having seen it (the movie). I’ll have to check it out.

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      • pensitivity101 August 11, 2018 / 9:03 am

        Heath Ledger, Paul Bethany (excellent as Chaucer) and Mark Addy. Even if you fast forward to after the credits, you will definitely laugh!

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  2. newepicauthor August 11, 2018 / 6:53 am

    So when it comes down to farting, then the grass is not always greener on the other side.

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  3. writebrainwidow August 11, 2018 / 11:50 am

    You are a funny guy….and I really crave to know where your inspiration comes from. lol

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    • Fandango August 11, 2018 / 1:07 pm

      Hmm. Maybe you should take the sniff test. 😜

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  7. isaiah46ministries August 11, 2018 / 1:41 pm

    I cannot eat dairy, because it releases a smell that is so foul, people around you are asking what died nearby. Before I found out dairy was the culprit, I actually hated going out, and I was a professor! I would say to students, You might want to go back another row! I;m sorry but I cannot seem to figure what is wrong. I miss milk, ice cream, yougurt, and a lot of cheese, but my husband can now stay in bed each night with me. So, it’s worth giving them up.

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  14. jennysdatingadvice March 15, 2019 / 10:55 pm

    I farted while performing oral sex on someone today…I almost died as I heard it leave my butt. So yes…it is a very bad word and I promise all the men of the world that I shall never fart ever again for the remainder of my life 😭😭😭

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    • Fandango March 15, 2019 / 11:31 pm

      I’m not sure I would mind having someone fart while I was receiving a blow job, but I’m an easy cone, easy go kind of a guy.

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