“He’s my chick magnet, Dude,” Clyde explained to his friend, Carl, about why he put his puppy in his backpack rather than walking him on a leash. “You wouldn’t believe how many gorgeous babes come up to me and start oohing and ahhing when I walk down the street. They start petting him and saying how adorable he is and the next thing you know, these beautiful women are giving me their numbers and begging me to call them.”
“Interesting. But there’s one problem with your plan,” Carl said, watching the damp spot spread across the bottom of the backpack.
Written for today’s 100 Word Wednesday prompt from Bikurgurl. photo credit: Savs.