I admit that when I saw Rochelle Wisoff-Fields’ photo for this week’s Friday Fictioneers prompt, the only thing that came to mind was my wife’s complaint that the sound that comes out of my mouth when I’m sleeping is like that of sawing logs.I was puzzled as I tried to come up with my 100-word flash fiction post for Rochelle’s prompt. After all, writing about what my wife hears when I’m sleeping next to her is not exactly flash fiction, is it?
But wait, maybe it is. I never hear myself snoring. I bet she’s making it all up.
(100 words)
Written for this week’s Friday Fictioneers prompt from Rochelle Wisoff-Fields. And for today’s one-word prompt, “puzzled.”
Ha ha ha ha ha.
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I hear “snoring” is why Trump sleeps alone… oh that and a little issue of lieing and infidelity.
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If you didn’t hear it, it didn’t happen.
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Exactly! 🤪
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My ex wife complained that I used to snore. She said that I snored as loud as a jet airplane and I thought that she was making it up, but she recorded me on a tape deck. It did not seem as loud as a jet, but most of the noises were non-human, sounding a lot like a sperm whale making love.
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I don’t think I’ve ever heard the sound of a sperm whale making love.
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It is very similar to that of a hump back whale.
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Oh yeah. I hear that sound all the time! NOT!
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Mrs. Fandango can use a video recorder of your own iPhone.
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She wouldn’t dare!
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I just hope no one records ME!!!
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Ha – I bet she isn’t! 😉
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Impressive take on this one. Truly out of box.
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The lady doth protest too much methinks!
Click to read my FriFic!
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Hahaha! Yes! Very nice “fiction” you’ve written here.
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Thank you!
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