Shh! Don’t Tell Jeff Sessions

I went to a local medicinal marijuana dispensary that, as of today, is licensed to sell recreational marijuana in California. The place was packed, like a Wal-Mart on Black Friday.

But I fought off the crowds and bought some pot-infused gummies and a bag of THC-laced chocolate chip cookies. I also learned two interesting things during the experience.

First, the percentage of THC, the “active ingredient” that causes the high one gets from cannabis, is lower in marijuana that is permissible to legally sell for recreational use than it is for medical marijuana.

That’s actually fine with me, though. I just want a light buzz. I don’t need or want to get completely blitzed out of my mind.

But the second thing I learned was fantastic. The pot store offers a ten percent senior discount! Seriously? A senior discount for aging Baby Boomer stoners. Oh yeah!

Far out, man!

15 thoughts on “Shh! Don’t Tell Jeff Sessions

  1. rugby843 January 6, 2018 / 3:51 pm

    oh no, not another one…is the whole over fifty generation going in this direction?😂

    Liked by 1 person

  2. cagedunn January 6, 2018 / 4:50 pm

    I’m heading your way! That stuff is the best painkiller/sleep assistant for anyone who suffers painful arthritis! the best!

    Liked by 1 person

    • Fandango January 6, 2018 / 5:20 pm

      I don’t suffer from arthritis (yet), but I sure can use some sleep assistance.

      Liked by 2 people

  3. Michael January 6, 2018 / 8:14 pm

    Getting old sucks most of the time but there are some advantages aren’t there.

    Liked by 1 person

  4. Sight11 January 7, 2018 / 5:53 am

    They do want the old generation to loosen up and ultimately loose some of the burden of their purse.

    Liked by 1 person

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