Keeping Your Beer Cozy

33CFA048-52BE-4CDC-8727-D14D07255F44“Thanks,” I said to my sister after opening up my Christmas present from her. “What is it?”

“It’s a cozy I knitted for you,” she said. “Isn’t it adorable? You put your bottle or can of cold beer in it.”

“It’s awesome. But why do they call it a cozy?” I asked. “The word cozy means snugly warm and comfortable, doesn’t it? I don’t like warm beer.”

“No, silly,” she said. “It keeps your hands warm and dry when holding a cold can or bottle of beer.  And it helps to keep the beer cold.”

Being the type of person I am, I reached for my iPhone and Googled “beer cozy.” What I learned was that the fabric or foam insulating sleeve for a bottle or can is, in fact, called a “cozy.” But it’s also called a “coozy” and a “koozy.”

According to my extensive research on this serious matter, historical records dating back to the 19th century show that people made use of items called “tea cozies” and “egg cozies.” A tea cozy is a cover for a teapot. An egg cozy sits on top of an egg like a cute little hat. Both items were made of cloth, and both items served as insulators to trap warmth. Neither was used to keep something cold.

In 1980, a Texas company, Radio Cap Corporation, registered the name “Koozie” as a trademark. In 1981, Bonnie McGough of Caldwell, Idaho, filed a patent for what she called “an insulated beverage cozy for use with cold drinking utensils.”

I also learned that the word for this kind of insulated sleeve is spelled at least a dozen different ways, including “cozy,” “cosy,” “koozy,” and “coozy.” Who knew?

“Thanks, Sis,” I said. “Would you fetch me a beer from the fridge? I’m eager to give your Christmas present a try.”

Written for today’s one-word prompt, “cozy.”

7 thoughts on “Keeping Your Beer Cozy

  1. Sight11 December 28, 2017 / 9:29 am

    Japan has a zero alcohol beer. If they made it available outside, I might give it a try. Great post, Sensei.

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    • Fandango December 28, 2017 / 9:31 am

      Thanks Sight. There are non-alcohol beers sold in the US. I’m sure they must have them in the UK as well.

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      • Sight11 December 28, 2017 / 9:34 am

        Their is Heineken version. But Sensei I still dread thinking about it. I like the Japan one cause there the drink was made for the truck drivers. And it passed.

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  2. Michael December 28, 2017 / 9:30 am

    All that research must have been thirsty work. A is pretty Standard Fare here in Yorkshire but it’s usually a tea cosy given how fond we are of a nice cup of tea

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