“A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores.”
English author and humorist, Terry Pratchett
I know that I don’t snore. In fact, I can tell you that I have never woken myself up snoring.
That said, my wife claims that my snoring is constantly waking her up, which is why, she says, that she pokes me during the night. That explains why I wake up with all of these black and blue marks on my torso.
Written for this week’s One-Liner Wednesday prompt from Linda G. Hill.
Snoring is a serious issue as it may be a sign of sleep apnea.
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It just occurred to me that those black and blue marks may be caused by sleep walking when you bump into her fist.
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Fortunately in our house the only one that snores is the dog. And he wakes himself up and looks at me like I’m the one doing it.
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Well, a snoring dog is better, I suppose, than a farting dog.
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Definitely 2 in our house – hubby and the dog!!
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Garry is deaf. Sometimes, that’s not so bad.
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A snoring partner always leads to an insomniac you… If you can hear your partner snoring then it means you don’t sleep deeply enough.. http://Www.sleepingboost.com can help reduce the marks
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Also you can check this blogpost of some of the aids that can assist to stop snoring, sleep apnea, etc. http://whatakestosleepbetter.wordpress.com
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