The little girl screamed and began to cry when the shark’s head popped up out of the water next to the window she was sitting at on the ride at Six Flags.
“You need to be brave,” her mother told her. “That’s not a real shark, Sweetie, it’s mechanical. It can’t hurt you.”
“Okay, Mommy,” she said. “But look at all the teeth it has.”
“The better to eat you with!” bellowed her father, who was sitting in the seat right behind his little girl.
She started to cry again and her mother gave her husband a very dirty look.