“What? Why would you say that?” I asked, honestly having no clue what she was talking about.
“You blatantly and shamelessly fished for compliments,” she said. “You were just begging for people to read you post and tell you in the comments how funny and witty and humorous you are. Admit it,” she insisted.
“No, I wasn’t fishing for compliments,” I protested. “I was just being brutally honest and confessing that I’m just not that witty.”
“That’s bullshit! You are so transparent. You should be ashamed of yourself.”
“No!” I said. “I was being sincere, genuine.”
“And delusional,” she said. “I’m going to stop following you blog. And for what it’s worth, you aren’t very witty.”
Damn that’s harsh.
I’m kidding, of course. I’m very witty and my wife loves my blog. She just has no sense of humor!