“Is that because there is something spiritual about it?” asked one woman.
“No, there is nothing spiritual about it,” replied the park ranger.
“So what is its religious significance?” asked a man.
“It has no religious significance,” explained the park ranger.
“Then why do they call it the holy rock?” another tourist asked.
The park ranger was about to answer the question when one small boy shouted out, “Because it’s full of holes!”
“Bingo,” exclaimed the park ranger, smiling at the little boy.
(Exactly 99 words)
Written for this week’s Friday Fictioneers. Thanks to Rochelle Wisoff-Fields.