Pointing to a box full of zucchini on the table, Sara asked the teenage girl standing in the corner of the booth at the local, outdoor farmers’ market, “Are these zucchinis locally grown?”
“Yes,” the girl responded. “Everything at this booth was grown at our local family farm.”
“Just how local is your family farm?” Sara asked.
“Our farm is about ten miles south of the city,” the girl answered.
“Are they organic?” Sara asked?
“Oh yes, our farm is one hundred percent organic,” the girl said, beaming.
“How fresh are these zucchinis?”
“Just about everything we bring to this farmer’s market was harvested within the past week.”
“Just about?” Sara queried, one eyebrow raised in a skeptical manner.
“Well,” the girl said, “some items may have been picked or dug up before this past week, but most are from this week.”
“Most? What about the zucchinis?”
“Yes, I believe they are from this past week.”
“You believe?” Sara said. “You don’t know for sure?”
Starting to get flustered, the teenager stammered, “I, I, I’m pretty sure.”
“Were these picked yesterday? Friday? Tuesday?”
The girl made a barely audible groan. “I’m sorry, I don’t know precisely what day these zucchinis were picked.”
“Don’t get sassy with me, young lady,” Sara said in a rather loud voice.
The girl’s father, who was at the other end of the booth loading more produce onto an adjoinng table had been quietly watching what was unfolding. He walked over to his daughter’s side. “Is there something I can help you with?” he said.
“Yes,” Sara replied. “I just want to know how fresh these zucchinis are and this insolent little girl doesn’t seem to be able to answer my question.”
“I’m so sorry that my daughter was unable to help you,” the father said. “Here, I’m going to give you this zucchini for free as a gesture of goodwill.” He handed her the largest zucchini from the box.
“Thank you,” Sara said.
“No problem,” responded the father. “And if you really want to know how fresh that zucchini is, why don’t you simply stick it up your ass?”
This post was written for today’s one-word prompt:Local